day four of attempted total twitter blackout continues apace, in that i resorted to editing the fucking hosts file on my own computer because i couldn’t find a trustworthy siteblocker in microsoft edge

edward-little:

obsessed with the way goodsir says “the amount of blood, sir? on the ice?” in ep 2 hes like the blood? that is not in gore’s body anymore? the ratio of blood inside of the body to blood outside of the body? are you perhaps fucking stupid?

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cromulentenough:

transgenderer:

its hard to explain why but this post is so funny to me. like someone is…permitting raccoons to eat grapes, and preventing dogs from doing it out of like, spite

this reads like a jealous dog wrote it.

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sappsorrow:

back on my bullshit

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emperorclaudiusofficial:

the post absolutely no one asked for: I, Claudius + Onion headlines 

The Steerswoman series has some of my favorite Big Twists in any media ever but genuinely one of the best is when they get to the Outskirts and Rowan is making her pitch and Bel is like, “Time for me to fluidly and without warning use you my dear friend to make a powerful rhetorical point and explain that I am Joan of Arc now. Yes I absolutely could have warned you at any time. No that did not seem like a high priority for me. Drama way better this way.”

noneedtofearorhope:

cernoid-leporidae:

noneedtofearorhope:

for anyone interested, it would take about 271 776 000 000 000 000 kgs of chia seeds in order to turn the great lakes into pudding

if the entire planet was converted exclusively to the cultivation of chia, it would only be about 5,400 years until we had enough

this. this is what civilization was meant to do. we’ve strayed from the light.

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catchaspark:

found the nuclear setting on LeechBlock where if you block twitter hard enough it actually closes the tab any time you try to type in the domain. thanks LeechBlock

also hi i blocked twitter so hard my computer won’t open it anymore so you MAY have to put up with more text posts,

found the nuclear setting on LeechBlock where if you block twitter hard enough it actually closes the tab any time you try to type in the domain. thanks LeechBlock

sci-fi-gifs:

Palm Springs (2020) dir. Max Barbakow

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orntlgst:

finrod seeing the first kinslaying during his battle with sauron

i think it’s neat that prior to the battle finrod was already reminded of the kinslaying by celegorm and curufin - and also warned that his quest (if successful) would result in its repetition
so yes a perfect excuse to include them here

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literallymechanical:

literallymechanical:

This is insane. In the 50’s, people were experimenting with ramjet helicopters. There’s a little ramjet on the end of each blade. Look at this machine. Look at this man. I love everything about this. Oh my god.

EXCUSE ME??? WITTGENSTEIN??? INVENTED ROCKET HELICOPTERS??? WHAT?!

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abutterflyobsession:

leah-cultice:

Ruth Bell by Sebastian Kim for Harper’s Bazaar US June/July 2019

when you’re right you’re right

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